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australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposely doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

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thalassiq:

looking for: someone with a lot of money whose parents are nagging them to get married but they dont want that kind of emotional commitment. i will be your spouse and you can cheat on me whenever you want i dont even care. you can have an orgy in our bedroom. just leave me your credit card and buy me a corvette. i feel like this is a fair transaction.

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My resume is slightly out of date.

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  • malia: werecoyote
  • kira: kitsune
  • lydia: banshee
  • parrish: fairy, probably
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Guardians of the Galaxy international trailer (x)

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robert downey jr: prop thief extraordinaire

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If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods

If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house

I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.

I am also a vegetarian, and I also support that message.

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astrocas:

Based on The tiny book of tiny stories by Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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